PAWS FOR PESTICIDES

This is my friend Charlie Hunt (his momma is Bonnie). Charlie accidentally walked on a lawn that had been treated with chemicals. It burned the pads on his paws. The vet wanted to put him on steroids and give him antibiotics, but his momma decided to wash his paws with warm salt water and buy him some little kid's cotton socks to wear.
Charlie is doing much better, but I just want everybody to be aware that pesticides and chemicals put on grass can really hurt your pet.
There are MUCH better, more natural alternatives to keeping your lawn beautiful and pest free. Please consider your pet AND the environment when using anything on your lawn.

Leo says, "THANKS!"

GROANER

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dog's cross-eyed.
Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him".
He picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at his eyes.
"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.